January 2009
2 posts
October 2008
1 post
Raf Simons had access to Peter Saville archives... →
Sorry, fucked that up the first time. it was FALL NOT SPRING. AND IT’S OBVIOUS.
September 2008
33 posts
More Like Abortion Ha Ha
MEME THIS:
from Cameronr:
NYIRIRIRIIRI: who's the my abortion person? that's kinda pretty funny
Me: i dunno. funny though. abortion is funny
NYIRIRIRIIRI: man when I had my abortion I couldn't stop laughing! even the doctors were like, Stop making us laugh, I can't keep the needle still enough to anesthetise you!
Me: i know right. niether could the fetus. all the way to heaven
NYIRIRIRIIRI: they said it was smillilng when it got sucked out. even when I went to confession about it, the priest couldn't contain himself. we were basically slapping our knees for five minutes
Me: and preists have no sense of humour either so you know that was a hilarious abortion
NYIRIRIRIIRI: Yeah! i think he blogged about it later
Me: oh shit i'm totally blogging this. right now
NYIRIRIRIIRI: oh shit! if you do you have to fix my spelling
Me: so my future abortion will know
NYIRIRIRIIRI: your future abortion will be so thankful you were so thoughtful!
Me: i hope so. i really do
NYIRIRIRIIRI: if only there was a greeting card for that specific life event. "To the most thoughtful father I never had, Because I never felt your hands holding me, because you paid for half of my exit from this world, because you were so web 2,0 savvy, I just want to say, THANK YOU."
globeandmail.com: To be creative is, in fact,... →
standardgrey:
Margaret Atwood pwns Stephen Harper
GYPSY CAB = YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED
cameronr:
There are some amazing ads in London right now urging people to avoid gypsy cabs. They’re essentially saying that taking one is one ware fare to forced sex. Which is not too much unlike most cab rides.
This is hilarious because a friend of mine just said EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
Stirring the waters here…
FUCK THE CANUCKS. G’OILERS.
FUCK IT I QUIT
New blog. I figure, since i make a living out of knowing what’s cool in fashion and whatnot, why not make a blog about it?
humanz.tumblr.com
At least I got a kick ass url.
Komakino just received an invite to Jeremy Scott’s fashion show in Paris. I really don’t think people bother checking out our website even. Jeremy Scott? Are you joking? That will look just fab next to The Viridi-anne. And did I mention we’re a men’s shop?
Morning Hungover Me vs. Some D-Bag in Italy
ME: Good morning, Komakino... (Still drunk and half asleep)
DB: Hi, I'm calling from an Italian collection agency.
ME: Uh, ITALIAN... collection agency?
DB: Yes, can I speak to your buyer?
ME: Well, he's out of town. Can I help you?
DB: I'm calling with regards to Ring (blah blah blah) womenswear...(blah bla blah)
ME: You should do your homework. We don't sell womenswear.
DB: Oh. Well I had your store recommended to me by a friend.
ME: Well, your friend should do his homework, then.
DB: Do you go to Milan for fashion week?
ME: Only for Carol Christian Poell.
DB: (Long pause)... Oh. Thank you, have a good day.
ME: You too.
NOT SAFE FOR SCHOOL!
To be honest, I’d probably give people shit for promoting sex attack as well…
blownspeakers:
dustinjohnbromley:
in the past week, both UBC and UVIC have given our various promoters shit for putting up posters with SEX ATTACK! on them.
i find this hilarious!
Tumblr
Vitalic - “Bells (feat. Linda Lamb”
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"What he once fought" →
The real maverick John McCain is long gone — the man who is running for president today has embraced all that he so bravely opposed back in 2000
Dan Gardner, The Ottawa Citizen
Published: Saturday, September 13, 2008
Okay, you got me. Sold on Salem. Got Ballz all up...
Cashing In On Sarah Palin →
O. M. G.
Four words:
SARAH PALIN HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
If you steal my (very super-extra original) idea I swear to god I will beat the shit right out of you.
new facebook
blownspeakers:
I was going to say that it was more convenient to have the bulk of the information for a profile viewable on one page, which is still true. But then I noticed that when you switch tabs the advertisements rotate. The number of impressions must have increased by shit tons. You can leave that “I hate the new facebook” group now, until you come up with some other way for them to...
Live Video Large Hadron Collider at CERN →
Totally Live. Totally all the time…
Greek Geeks Hack LHC →
Here’s a scary thought: hackers accessing the controls for a device intended to re-create the extreme conditions present in the universe shortly after the Big Bang…
Wajdi Mouawad to Stephen Harper: Do Not Ignore... →
blownspeakers:
If our politicians were half as articulate as our artists, I wouldn’t find the electoral process so very depressing.
mclusky - “No New Wave No Fun”
From...
I want Ballz in my ears.
cameronr:
Ballz -...
Damir Doma - Spring/Summer 2008 →
Damir Doma, German born Croatian designer. Showing his debut collection in Paris Men’s Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2008. Video with audio.
Gang Gang Dance - “Glory in Itself /...
cameronr:
Gang Gang Dance feat. Tinchy Stryder -...
August 2008
31 posts
blownspeakers:
Shellac - Prayer to God
Even...
charmingmandy:
God did. On the 8th day. STFU.
teekayvee:
Coke Zero is a terrible beverage. Who created this?!?!
Things you'll probably want for Zombie-killing... →
Esquire Best Dressed Man 2008 Contest →
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blownspeakers:
definite lol potential
E-mailz From My Mom...
Dude, who doesn’t love moms? I do not have a picture of you now for a long time. Could I get one? Hope is all well for you. I feel I little melancholic today. Thinking about the end of summer. I miss not having you around and not knowing much about your life. I think about what you are hoping for and I do not have much of a clue. Yeah, I know, It’s non of my business, but...
“I hate commentless blogs. You’d never put up with that shit in person: “Don’t...”
– Twitter / Charlie O’Donnell (via fred-wilson)
Aw, that’s so cute!
And
At least she’s kinda-semi-good-looking. And she’ll be a better president than McCain.
Or not. She seems like a bimbo. But ‘evs.
I’m still not votin’. Because they diminish Latinos. And I’m Canadian. And a proud Latino. Fuck them.
blownspeakers:
so, she’s qualified to be president then.
elainecorden:
she just said “nuke-u-lur”
fuck. me.
Officiallly Homeless
Landlord changed the lock on me yesterday. Very hilarious way of coming home all wasted last nigh. Motherfucker. Slept at work. Totally bummed out, except apparently not.
Everyone else in Vancouver is Gay. Want to talk...
Suicide - “I Remember”
Bringing my...
Vancouver Is Awesome →
I just wanted to point out that everybody I know is still trying to move away.
blownspeakers:
for real
cameronr:
Favorite New Website
GZA - The Genius
So, I don’t really know any of GZA’s songs, but I couldn’t believe how fucking bad ass the show last night was. He killed it. The crowd killed it. I was amazed - best rap show I’ve ever been to. Not that that’s saying too much. (Better than RZA, I guess.)
WU TANG!