Sep
17th
Wed
17th
Morning Hungover Me vs. Some D-Bag in Italy
- ME: Good morning, Komakino... (Still drunk and half asleep)
- DB: Hi, I'm calling from an Italian collection agency.
- ME: Uh, ITALIAN... collection agency?
- DB: Yes, can I speak to your buyer?
- ME: Well, he's out of town. Can I help you?
- DB: I'm calling with regards to Ring (blah blah blah) womenswear...(blah bla blah)
- ME: You should do your homework. We don't sell womenswear.
- DB: Oh. Well I had your store recommended to me by a friend.
- ME: Well, your friend should do his homework, then.
- DB: Do you go to Milan for fashion week?
- ME: Only for Carol Christian Poell.
- DB: (Long pause)... Oh. Thank you, have a good day.
- ME: You too.
